Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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