Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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