So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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