Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
one might say we're banned from that church
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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