Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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