why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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