My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Alive.
So much puke
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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