When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Are we still banned from the library?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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