D3 body, D1 cock
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Fuck appropriateness.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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