I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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