what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize