I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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