Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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