I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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