I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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