I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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