can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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