this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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