I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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