Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.