the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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