It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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