I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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