she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i now understand why vodka
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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