I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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