Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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