Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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