It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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vagina is talking i cant
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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