I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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