Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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