is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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