Where did you get a picture of my penis
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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