Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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