never play flip cup with pint glasses
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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