did you get engaged???
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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