Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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