Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I looked at my own cervix.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Randomize