I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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