So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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