a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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