Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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