You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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