got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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