Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
