I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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