Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
love makes seman taste better
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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