Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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