I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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