Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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