Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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