Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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