so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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