I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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