what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
jump out the window naked night went bad
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