Umm I'm too high to move.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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