Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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