just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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