the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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